does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
Dude, so the police showed up at my house with my wallet told me they found it in the church fountain then handed me a pamphlet on AA saying it was from the pastor. What happend?
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
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