I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
Stealing vibrators from Walmart together was when I realized you'd be my Maid of Honor.
mom brought her knitting needles with her. its bad enough to be in the ER on new years, but to be with the knitting parent!?
I just had a flashback of 4:30am: me hugging the toilet bowl and you handing me a jar of pickles to open. There is something seriously wrong with us.
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
The picture on Facebook I was just tagged in, with the mask, that is the definition of Carmen, my drunk alter ego
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
I'm sharing a breakfast burrito w my uber driver
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
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