God. I look like such a fucking stand up guy wearing polo shirts. You would totally trust me not to date rape you.
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
You think the guy at the speed wash knows he needs to scrub the vomit off the side of my car?
He knew.
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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