Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
you broke a plate. told her her wedding china was ugly and you were doing her a favor. then proceeded to break every plate you could get your hands on.
There is no way I'm taking advice from somone who's idea of a balanced diet consists of vodka and lemon detox juice
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
thank you for being a reason not to completely check out of my life and start sleeping all day, crying all night, and living off vodka acquired through credit card debt
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
hey, just so we're clear, next time we go swimming drunk at my house, we have to use the floating chairs instead of my mattress. i'm not sure how to get it out of the pool.
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