Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
corn on the cob and anal lube are not substitutes for the real thing
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
her roommates boyfriend drunkenly walked in on us banging and said yeeeeaaaaaahhhh and tried to high five me
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
The girl behind me in psych just tapped me on my shoulder to tell me there was a condom wrapper in my hood.
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
I emailed the police apartment to apologize to the officer from last night. I practically threw a hissy fit because he wouldn't hug me.
It was "against protocol"
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
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