Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
It honestly took me longer to beat Ninja Turtles: Turtles in Time, than it did to have sex with her the first time we met.
Thanks for the menagerie of condoms on my desk
It's the use of SAT words like that which make me want to use them on you
Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
I love how my cats smell like pot.
My body is being held together with whiskey, nicotine, duct tape and a little bit of hope...
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
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