so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
To the point, I hope I remember where to put my dick when I finally get laid again
You have a 50 50 chance
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
After drinking all day I popped an adderal, slammed three beers in a row, apparently told the bartender "thanks bitch" then ran on stage.
Just try and act like you're sober
I can't I snorted an anti depressant and he's pouring me tequila shots
I didn’t want a minivan, but I have to admit it’s made it a lot easier to hook up with the dilfs at soccer tournaments
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