So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I puked in a mailbox on the way back from your house.
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
i figured out i could get from the downstairs bar to the upstairs bar AND grab pizza by going through the kitchen. it was the greatest discovery of my life besides the flabongo.
In the 2nd smartest move of my day your ringtone for when you call is now the Space Jam theme.
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
You gave me a bottle of tequila and introduced me to a ginger named cowboy. I actually love you.
I want to have sex with Will Smith. I guess I have a thing with 90s sitcom stars. Stamos, Joey Lawrence, John Goodman.
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
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