she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
I was 10 minutes late leaving for lunch today because I couldn't lose a boner. It is impossible to tuck it when your shirt is tucked in...gotta quit facebook stalking hot chicks at work
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
From now on, you must never doubt my ability to go from drunken rambling lovesick girl to Stepford wife within the course of a few hours.
There's like a dolphin trainer convention here or something. I will parlay this trip to Vegas into riding Shamu if its the last thing I do.
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
Turns out he has a 6pack too. Alright adorable snapchatting manwhore dude, you win.
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
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