I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
you started crying about dinosaurs being extinct
that's why i woke up holding that dina girls hand
she's a dina-saur
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
Yehhhaaww I'm way ahead of you. I'm gunna get her a card that says " I'm sorry your now ex boyfriend decided to upgrade"
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
At what point lastnight did a lens fall out of my glasses and nobody tell me?
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
I can't wet the bed. That was the old me. I'm grown
Oh my god
Attempted to dodge my boyfriends cum last night and ended up falling off the bed and getting the worlds most painful charlie horse. fuck my life.
Apparently I stole windex from the cab driver. Klepto Tom strikes again.
People...there is no better feeling in the world than finding out via Google that your ex has a warrant out for his arrest. No better feeling.
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
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