Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
Made a salesman quit his job, a saleswoman cry, and got a manager to half shout "fuck this"....successful drunk Christmas shopping
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
I wanna get shitfaced and yell about Tim tebow
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
His name was Kyle but I insisted on calling him baby Jesus all night and then we did a line and he bought me Taco Bell so idk
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
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