how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
Just heard Miley Cyrus' version of "Every Rose Has Its Thorn". Fuck everything. If you don't have an std you have no right to remake this song
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
I'm in too deep with Breaking Bad. I realized I've altered my Tinder likes to people that either look like Jesse or work in a school's Science department.
Bud... Did you mean to tweet a picture of your dick? If not just letting you know.
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
What's a professional way to say get your shit in gear?
Randomize
