How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
I am drinking with my family and the average drinking tolerance is a shot and a half. I feel like the incredible hulk.
it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
I hope I didn’t eat too many edibles just now. I got shit to do today. Like make Jell-O shots and take a shower.
You know when your cat drags a dead bird into the the house as a present and drops it at your feet looking all pleased because it thinks you'll be pleased? That's what sex with him was like.
I sort of feel bad for this orthodontist. The things that have been in my mouth in the past 12 hours aren't exactly socially acceptable.
that's the second time my extensive knowledge of taylor swift has gotten me laid
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