Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
there is this woman at the counter who looks identical to linda ellerbee. and she's grinning. COME. INSIDE. NOW.
2 am we went back to his house. his mom handed us beers and cooked us pancakes. the next morning his dad had washed my car. i lied. living at home after college definitely does not suck.
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
I couldn't figure out her damn button fly jeans... IM NOT A FUCKING ENGINEER
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
Your life is a soap opera of great sex, cats, and booze.
Dude, running 15 min late.
Let's play a game, you pay for all the drinks I can finish before you get here. Go.
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