Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
He likes Jesus. Game over.
Oooh wait, he just told me he was high.
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
Next time I say "Watch this" Get me the fuck out of the bar.
Dipping doritos in Grey Poupon. Why does no one treat me like the lady I am?
It looks like a tornado ripped through our living room and scattered clothes everywhere.
Count the bras. It was a category 3 whorenado ... I convinced the lesbians to come back to the apartment for a bottle of wine.
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
You know your life has gone downhill when someone has to preface your night with "don't get locked in a porta potty"
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
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