super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
If she asks the cat was vomiting before I fed it fried calamari
Where are you? I hear fireworks and you've gone missing. I'm sure that is not coincidence.
That's what my new years consisted of. Consoling heartbroken girls and having people throw up in my hands.
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
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