I'm pounding a vodka drink as we speak to make her interesting
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
I forgot how hot balto sounded
Apparently, I woke up in the middle of the night, got up out of bed, dropped trou in the corner, squatted, and pissed on the carpet. When Eric heard, he thought it was the dog and started yelling, and I responded by saying "No no, its okay. It's me."
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
Ask her if it hurt when she broke through earths crust as she ascended from hell
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
I just spilled a shot of Patron on your mom.. Body shots may be happening. You better get here quick.
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
Randomize
