You should really figure out how to get me a picture that will pop up on my phone when you call
Just upload a picture of Bea Arthur. That's what my soul looks like these days
so i woke up with ketchup and a sticky boob on my face...this is a new low
dude, never take two tylenol pm and smoke three bowls. i feel like i'm covered in cold ants.
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
it was like a zeppelin in a condom
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
I woke up today in my boxers hugging a log and realized that I think I've gotten close enough to nature. I really need to stop doing shrooms with you
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
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