ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
Thanks for stopping me from doing a one man keg stand by myself clad in only a towel. that probably wouldve ended badly.
I'm drinking Dom Perignon from the bottle with a straw just to piss of some french dude.
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
She's like my safety school. At the end of the night, if I haven't found anyone better to hook up with, I can always call her if I need a place to drop a load and don't want to rub one out myself. Perfect next door neighbor.
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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