seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
I took my vicodin with tequila. I can FEEL gravity...
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
The guy behind me is talking about how his life goal is to use his knowledge of mathematics to make the world a better place. My only life goal right now is getting through this lecture without throwing up in my lap.
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
The amount of effort it's taking me to not shit my pants this morning is probably a sign to slow down the drinking
You know that you're in a bad spot when the doctor puts you on 500mg of amoxicillin 4 times a day for ten days and puts refills on it...
Just bought plan b at 8am. Then the cashier asked if I wanted to donate to the children's miracle network. Fml
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