Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
The last text I sent him was about nachos. Frankly, if he can't respond positively to that he can fuck off...
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
No one likes a giant penis on their phone screen. I mean cmon. I'm a lady.
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
So many questions so I’ll prioritize. How did I survive last night?
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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