those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
Ps, did you know if you google "drunk jenga", you're the first image that shows up?
Were you paying girls to come up and grab my cock and tell me I look like bradley Cooper?
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
I'm honored that you could tear yourself away from your girlfriend's vagina long enough to text me.
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
I'm having to shit out rocks
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