sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
I tried carrying you from the bathroom to your bed and you begged me to bring the toilet too
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
Woke up in a wet suit with my junk cut out. In a strange apartment. Just found thing biggest bong u have ever seen. WHERE ARE YOU?!?!?!
she's like the billy mays of hookups...touch my boobs and i'll throw in this blow job ABSOLUTELY FREE
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
Stop studying come to the bar get drunk and help me figure out how to get home pretend there are commas in there someplace
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
Pretty sure we ruined a bachelorettes life last night
We found you walking up the on ramp to the highway carrying a 40 mph speed limit sign with no shoes on. Rough night?
Let's just grow old together and be the crazy ladies that sit on the park bench, drinking booze from flasks and loudly talk about people who walk by.
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
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