your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
you don't know how close you are to someone till they ask you to shave their ass.
At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
just tried to scoop ice cream with a steak knife. now in the emergency room with a the cab diver and the drag queen he picked up on the way. its gonna be a loooong day.
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
hey man , the girl you brought home last night is in the kitchen puking in the sink and asking if she can have more shots of Whiskey....think i should give her a shot glass or send her home....
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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