nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
Even the bartender felt bad for me
You need to get here now. A drunk girl just stumbled into our apartment. shes laying on the floor by our door.
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
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