my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
I was just referred to as 'the margarita slut' by an 11 year old.
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
the last guy with this job had a bookshelf fall on him. He's in the Er. Im high and they gave me his shift. How do you think i feel?
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
Were you seriously humming twinkle twinkle little star while cupping my balls?
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
He’s only in town today and our afternoon sex sesh kept getting interrupted by the neighbor’s kid yelling and screaming in the pool
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
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