Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
he told me my vagina needed a tic tac
I'm cooking a can of baked beans on the baseboard heater. It is too early in the semester to be this poor.
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
Hungover/still slightly drunk at work. Opened a bag of cheese with a box cutter. Pretty sure I need stitches.
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
I vaguely remember ordering a water at some point last night. It's good to know drunk me can still be responsible.
You know you have an interesting job when you go to work and have to Google search "How to get poop out of a dryer".
Having sex with him is like yoga. I do it in the morning and then can't walk for three days afterwards.
Randomize