Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
She face-timed me on the toilet. My dick is never going to recover from that.
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
I wish men found my impeccable aim when spitting into the sink attractive.
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
He totally sucks at sexting. He sent me a clothed shot of his ass captioned "I know this gets you going." What?
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
Also I’m on 3%. Just Incase.. I miss you and I love you and you’re my everything and I’m getting drunk.
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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