How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
im currently assessing the tequila situation in preparation of your arrival
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
Look on the bright side, one day you will get to tell your grandkids how grandpappy got roofied on his 21st and woke up in a for sale house missing his shoes
There is a drunken, assless white chick here at this bar wearing a shirt that says "REAL WOMEN TWERK FOR JESUS". I have officially had it with our generation.
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
I literally JUST MADE IT to the liquor store. I bought a box of wine with the lights off
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
I don't know whether to cheer for the free bourbon, or cry from the screaming children.
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