Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
3 months til "no sober october" start prepping now. i cant have you bitch out on me halfway through like last year.
The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
All you kept saying was, " Barack fucking Obama. FUCK Michelle" and then you motorboated me.
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
My parents are coming to visit the 28th. How bad is it that I put a reminder in my phone to "hide sex toys"?
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