when you close your eyes do you see, that mystical creature will be me.
who is this?
I think someone spiked my drink last night. .. Like all 20 of them.
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
Wait... All I had to do was ask for a sandwich and you would have come over
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
Don't let me publish my memoir unless "hurt my ankle drunk irish dancing" is at least the title of a chapter because that is really the whole story of my life.
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
I seriously thought Satan had his hand up my asshole and was pulling out my soul. Never. Again.
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