then i got kicked out of the bar for trying to pay my $30 bar tab in sacajawea dollar coins
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
Remember when you picked me up from my walk of shame with a bike, I came out wearing a Ninja Turtle costume and you let me ride the pegs to thoroughly display the embarassment
we found you in the kitchen at five am trying to make a vodka omelette. you said you didn't want to live in a world where your two favourite things couldn't be together.
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
Ok now I cleared out half the bar and Em and I have 5 Jameson shots lined up for you. You have 15 min.
Drinking ketchup directly out of the bottle does not make it tomato juice.
It's embarrassing enough people in my life are aware of the ridiculous things that happen to me. I don't think we need to get the whole world involved.
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
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