how can u be prego again
So I just opened the bag you gave me and those panties aren't mine...
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Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
i just heard a guy call his kid "Google" in a way that leads me to believe that's his name. this day couldn't get worse.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
I mean it's not my fault he had a floor mat that read "put out or get out". What was I supposed to do?
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
The bar has bullet holes in the ceiling, and the country singer had been playing drunken weezer covers. A man just bought me a beer on the grounds that I 'have his back' in a fist fight with a stranger texan. And, yes, the bartender is wearing a sherif's badge
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
Listening to The Little Mermaid soundtrack should cure my drunkeness right?
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