There was a fist fight in my basement last night at four in the morning, in case you were wondering
On valentines day I took a girl on a date that I suspect was homeless
dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
The lack of pants and amount of productivity in my life right now is amazing.
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
I truly don't know anything about sober relationships. Normally I would just drunkenly yell "sex?" in a guy's face. What do I do now? Be like, sooo uhhh, wanna do it? Awkward, and even worse, I will remember clearly just how awkward it was.
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
Can you repeat that, but with context?
Randomize
