I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
Ill pay your DUI fine if you just come see me nooooowwwww
no. its 2:30am and im not going to jail for a booty call
duuuude. vodka popsicles DO NOT function.
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
Ah that wonderful moment when you realise the bookmark you were using in a book you lent your mum is actually a receipt from a strip club
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
Called my house today and my 10 year old brother answered and asked if I was still in jail
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
I'm sorry, but if I hear stories of you getting fingered in the ass, and selling weed, you are not coming to my party.
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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