Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
My fave moment of today was you sitting in a hot pink innertube puking into the ocean in front of a lot of children. i would have held your hair back but the ocean did it for you.
They sat at the bar while we waited for a table. When the hostess came to seat us, they were shitfaced, and swordfighting wth chop sticks.
Just thought you should know that we coat checked our fairy wings last night. Getting belly up to the bar was way more important that wearing our costumes.
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
And change of plans today, I'm gonna lay in bed and eat taco bell and try not to die. Brazilians another day.
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
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