Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
the truckdriver in the lane next to me just looked down and motorboated in my direction.
I wish I was a guy so I could jack myself off anytime I wanted to
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
I want morning sex. We can incorporate maple syrup into it somehow, it'll be fun
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
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