Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
best thing about halloween? there are pumpkins to puke in EVERYWHERE!
There's a walmart bag of my vomit outside my front door. I just really need someone to appreciate that with me.
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
I'm gonna go parent style on your ass... I don't ask much from you but if you could please just come get shitfaced with me I would really appreciate it
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
We gotta locate my vibrators and get them stashed away STAT
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
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