There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
the russians are downstairs with the vodka loudly proclaiming happy birthday america. i don't care if it's the fourth, i care that it's 9 am and they woke me up.
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
I'm pretty sure I told everyone in the bar I hadn't had sex in five months. And then I offered everyone calamari.
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
You were spooning an empty magnum of white wine in the middle of the bed so I slept on the couch
Well at least there's no more confusion about your place in my life. Wine > pizza > your dick > the rest of you.
Love you...
hooked up with someone last night while wearing walrus pajama pants. clearly I'm accomplishing big things in life
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
Ripping out my IUD in Dave and busters bathroom
Can you come over?
Sex??
Sure but there’s also a squirrel in my garage I need you to take care of.
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