i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
i was rollin on her like bob the builder
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
He came over apologized for his lack of sexual skills. Cleaned my kitchen cooked me dinner. And gave me another one minute stand. I think im okay with this
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
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