ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
You're earring is so big in my mouth
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
One of my friends took me out last night for a bday celebration and I just now remembered that a man blew fire balls across the bar in honor of my birthday... How drunk do you have to be to forget that?
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
A woman with Alzheimer's pointed at me and said, "Don't forget to wear socks, because you're a lady!" I think it's legit advice.
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
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