He is an equal opportunity slut.
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
will you please stage a drunk girl intervention and tell him that his chain is severely harming his chances of getting laid tonight?
also, the amount of semen in my carpet right now is unforgivable...
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
They picked up the lamp, held it aloft, and proclaimed apropos of nothing “this is going right up my ass”. LOUDLY
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