WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
What's up with the fire hydrant in the laundry room?
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
Thank you for letting me get drunk enough to forget he was there tonight, but not drunk enough to make a complete fool of myself.
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
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