I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
I have a feeling that watching gay porn with you was the reason I was dancing in a hurricane of floating dicks in my dream last night.
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
Are we going out tonight?
My conscience says no but my vag says yes
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
like, is this a date?? I'm sitting on his couch drinking a juice box while he makes taquitos in sweat pants
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
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