The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I woke up this morning under my fitted sheet and my legs through the sleeves of my sweater.
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It's like I'm the Little Bo Peep of sheparding dicks.
Only someone with your twisted mind could come up with that simile. Do you sit around and read 'How to turn Beloved Childrens Stories into Sexual Analogies?' This is the 3rd time you've done this.
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
Every man needs a table where they can sit and reflect on the successful penile conquests of the day.
I swear the crows are laughing at me.
You my friend are stoned into submission
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
I'm on the toilet with no toilet paper. When are you coming over? I'm contemplating on just staying here until you arrive.
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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