Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
If Billy Mays did an infomercial on your dick, it still wouldn't get you laid.
just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
he was so nervous about his first time.. it was like michael j. fox trying to put on a condom...
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
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