She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
Ate lunch. Still drunk. Keep forgetting I'm in Texas but then I look around at the people and remember.
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
So what are you going to be for halloween?
A woman sitting on her couch watching Hocus Pocus.
She asked for references to decide whether she wanted to have sex with me. And she was serious.
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
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