I just got wrote up for "repeatedly smelling like alcohol"
That was long passed due.
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
Would you be offended if I asked you to smoke a blunt with me while I pooped?
I'd bet your vomit would be flammable at this point. Can I try to light it?
We wouldn't be friends if you didn't.
I bet the guy on the treadmill next to me with the noise-canceling headphones wishes he could trade them for smell-canceling noseplugs. Hard to believe that last one did not involve any pants-shitting on my part.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
are you listening to the theme from Jurassic Park whilst pooping?
My neighbour just came round to ask why we posted a spatula through his door at 3am. What do I tell him??
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
Listen, you can either give me drugs or an orgasm. You decide.
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