Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
We realized he wasn't with us anymore, so we turn around and he's 20 feet back, peeing on a squirrel.
HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
I have no idea where I am, where my pants are, there is cheese stuck to my ass.. Why do I have your phone?
shot for shot with some guy twice your age to prove Detroit hustles harder then you left with him. We're tracking you
You're the only true friend I have, if true friendship is based off who would be there for me at 4am during a boxed wine crisis.
SOMEONE has to puke in the potted plants at an Xmas party. As their boss I felt it should be me.
Today is a shit your pants at work kinda day
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
It all started with a game of naked twister.
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