Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
After you pregamed and were plastered you saw the cop was parked illegally so you gave him a citizens arrest
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
If I have to go to the hospital can we stop by the liquor store on the way?
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
Whoever brought the pigeon, please come and remove it from my living room.
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
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