Remember that time i walked in on your friend taking a huge shit?
Remember that time you hooked up with him?
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
From now on, just let me go home. I'm tired of hooking up with your roommates... Including you.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
Still want to know how you got back last night? Two Campus Security Officers carried you in around 430. Your pants were around your ankles.
I hate Sailor Jerry.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
I knew there was a problem when things got heated and instead of rushing home I offered to get bagels instead
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
Got drunk in Atlantic City Flagged down some guy with two wrapped tampons like road flares for a cigarette.
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