if i wake u up at 5am tmrw by coming into ur room wearing nothing but my indiana jones hat and purple socks while singing 'courtesy of the red white + blue' will u be pleased or annoyed
keep in mind this isn't open to negotiation, i'm just trying to gauge ur reaction
did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
His sex texting was like a step by step guide to the most boring sex ever...
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
it was just fiscally responsible to stop going to strip clubs where the strippers recognized me
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
In other news, shitting yourself is not an acceptable way to start a Thursday.
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
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