Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
i walked in the apt and she was vacuuming. i asked why and she said so we could have sex on the floor. i love clean freaks.
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
"Take a picture of me motorboating molly" was probably not my best career move
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
Not exactly sure why you felt the need to get the halloween decorations out. But waking up to 7 carved pumpkins really scares the shit out of you.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
Just sucked a bong hit straight from my girlfriends mouth & pretended I was a Dementor. Life just 87% more like HP.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
My high school reunion is Thursday so I need to find an outfit that says "Haha, you got fat and I got tits. Suck it, bitches."
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
Dude so last night I was eating out my gf and her kitten climbed onto my back and fell asleep. AND SHE DIDN'T NOTICE FOR LIKE 10 MINUTES
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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